<> iinsaanity
megancraig:

me
flam1ngo:

i have this.
While at a horse show...
  • me:omg look at the pony
  • me:buy me that horse now wtf
  • me:wait what was the course again?
  • me:no mom it's ok i just need $600 to buy this speed air look it fits me perfectly
  • me:has anyone seen my dog?
  • me:i wish we had a golf cart
  • me:you're a guy and you ride english? excuse me while i take my clothes off
  • me:what if i locked everyone who beat me in the indoor and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
  • omg so me today ahaha
  • YESS


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